
My stage debut was as Hamlet’s dead father, portraying him as a tall posh skeleton. This triumph was followed in Richard III, as the remains of a young prince which I interpreted as a tall posh skeleton.
I began attracting starring roles, and was propelled into the film world when, in Psycho (1960), I wore women’s clothing for the very first time. The seed of an idea was planted and, after working with director Ed Wood for five years, I realised the unlimited possibilities of tall posh skeletons who dressed in women’s clothing. I went on to wear women’s clothing in thirteen major motion pictures, including the Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975) and Star Wars (1977), heartbreaking as the remains of Aunt Beru.
With the onslaught of special effects came the demise of real actors in these sorts of roles. After modeling for CGI skeletons in Total Recall (1990) and Toys (1992), the only possible step forward for a tall posh skeleton was television, imparting my knowledge and expertise of the arts.
I currently host THE SCHLOCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW seen on TVS Sydney Channel 44 every Friday evening, presenting the very best of the worst films you’re ever likely to see.
14 posts by Nigel Honeybone



planet of the apes (1968)
Dawn Of The Planet Of The Apes (2014) comes out on both DVD and Blu-ray next month and, if too many monkeys are never enough, 20th Century Fox are also releasing a new box-set entitled (for no entirely clear reason)

retro review- the matrix
Every month the Hayden Orpheum Picture Palace at 380 Military Road Cremorne) holds ‘I ♥ Retro’ sessions featuring some of the best blockbusters of the last several decades.
At 7pm on Friday the 24th of October, the Hayden Orpheum intends …
spielberg collection: jurassic park (1993)
By the early nineties Steven Spielberg had established his position as the preeminent Hollywood director, but his films over the previous decade had largely decayed into cloying cuteness and overblown sentimentality.
So the buzz that Spielberg had secured the rights …

steven spielberg: director’s collection
Eight memorable films from one of the most acclaimed directors in cinema history come together for the first time ever in the Steven Spielberg Director’s Collection Blu-ray box set to be released on the 24th October by Universal Studios Home …
the spielberg collection: e.t. the extra-terrestrial
Spielberg’s vision of childhood – innocent and open, unable to distinguish between fantasy and reality, with triumphs and traumas which adults find incomprehensible – can be found in much of his work. But it had its fullest, most plangent treatment …
the spielberg collection: duel
Steven Spielberg has been hailed as a latter-day Disney, another Irving Thalberg, a Sam Goldwyn-type who can talk straight. Actually, he’s more like the Ronald McDonald of movies, a chap who’s able to take the same old basic ingredients and …
dvd review: alien resurrection (1997)
Next week you can grab the Blu-ray set of one of science fiction’s finest franchises in all-new Nostromo-style packaging with lots of additional goodies, released to coincide with the original classic’s 35th Anniversary. Complementing the the theatrical and extended cuts …

dvd review: alien (1979)
Next week you can grab the Blu-ray set of one of science fiction’s finest franchises in all-new Nostromo-style packaging with lots of additional goodies, released to coincide with the original classic’s 35th Anniversary. Complementing the the theatrical and extended cuts …



